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Life Explained from smitty1247 246 days old
On the first day, God created the dog and said: 'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I ...
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SPAGHETTI from smitty1247 373 days old
For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin His reputation ...
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Kids Questions About Your Bits?? from smitty1247 406 days old
Boobs vs. Willies A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?' The father, surprised, answers, ...
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For all the Engineers out there. from smitty1247 407 days old
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Rhyme Tyme from smitty1247 422 days old
THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: ...
