My wife had to have a root canal done yesterday. Her tooth which has been bothering her for quite some time now has finally made it's presence known in full force. I kept telling her for the past several weeks to go to the dentist and get it checked out. She just wanted to wait. Well it got worse and she had to go a oral surgeon to have the root canal done. Shortly after it was done, she called me to say she was on her way home. Which if you've been around anyone who has had one side of their mouth numbed the last sentence I wrote can come across very funny.

It came across like this:

Hi bave, vy vouth is so thore, I had thou have a roof cammal.

A what?

I had thou have a roof cammal

Sorry sweetheart, I can't understand you (of course while I'm chuckling a little bit to myself)

I had thou have a roof cammal you muver fucker

So now I'm rolling in my chair, laughing, and I try to tell her I'll see her when I get home so I can get her pain meds.

After 30 minutes, I'm home and she's in her chair laying down. I walk in and she starts going at me for being mean to her. Her jaw and tongue are still numb, so you can imagine how everything was coming out.

I couldn't help but laugh and she was so animated that it made it funnier. Finally, she gave up and started laughing as well cussing at me.

After a bit, things quieted down and I took her to IHOP so she could get pancakes since she needed something soft to eat.