The Pope and Nancy Pelosi were on the same stage in front of a huge
crowd. The Pope said, "Did you know that with just one little wave of MY
hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will
not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into
their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."
Pelosi seriously doubts this, and says, "One little wave of your
hand, and all people will rejoice forever?? Show me", she said.

....so the Pope slapped her