and what a mistake that was. Normally it's ok when I go shopping, only this time I had my girlfriend go with me. That's when things went to shit! We're taking a holiday to Florida this fall and apparently I don't have the right "apparel" to be hanging out on the beach. So we went looking for shorts. My GF, being fashion conscious as she is started picking out shorts as we walked by them. Let me tell you, some of the shit she grabbed I not only said no but hell no. "But there fashionable" she says. "To hell with fashion I wouldn't be caught dead in those things" I rambled back. So after about 30 minutes of this, we finally agreed on some shorts. I've never had this much trouble before buying clothes, and apparently I wasn't done shopping.
"Ok, so I've got my shorts, lets get out of here" I said.
"We can't, we haven't finished the outfit yet" she said.
"The fucking what"... 
"We'll you've got have a shirt that goes with the shorts."
"I have plenty of tee shirts and that's all I'm gonna wear"
"well at least buy a couple of shirts for me" she said... classic fucking guilt trip.
"ok"
So I ended up buying a couple of "nice" shirts to wear with the shorts in Florida.
Dear lord, what have I got myself into.
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