Whats your name backwards?
Leumas
Name some lines from the song you are listening to?
We've been to counciling
To try and see the ways we could improve
This thing between us
And different ways to show each other "I love you"
Forget about those getaway vacations
To romantic coastal towns
If you want to say "I love you"
Then put that toilet seat down
Gay or Straight?
Straight.
What goes on your toast?
Grandmas Jelly.
What's the seventh text message in your inbox say?
Call the guy about Kip.
Has someone groped you in the past week?
This morning actually.
Lily Allen or Kate Nash?
Can I have both, at once 
.
Last person to call you babe?
Girlfriend.
I say ‘Jump!’, you say?
"Huh".
Whats the top played song on your MP3 player?
Chris LeDoux - Riding for a fall.
Who did you last hold hands with?
Jenn.
Who would you like to meet?
Gotta to go with Nick on this one - Ditta Von Tease. She would ignore me of course but, ya know.
Funniest thing that happened today?
Listening to the radio excerpt where a guy calls the police cause he's stoned on brownies and thinks he's gonna die.
Are you insane?
I reserve the right not to incriminate myself.
Whats on your bedside table?
Alarm clock.
How many piercings do you have?
Zero
Whats one of your favourite quotes?
"Fewer things are harder to put up with than annoyance of a good example"
Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a S or N?
Nope
Is this year the best year of your life?
So far it's been pretty good, I'll have to let you know.
Ninjas or Pirates?
Do I look f%^king Japanese.
Where do you want to go right now?
HOME!
Who do you want to go with?
There are a few bloggers who shall remain nameless.
Do you hate My Chemical Romance?
Nope, got to have someone to laugh at.
What do you want from life?
To be at peace.
When did you last do sex?
I can say I did it this morning, can't say I have ever done sex.
What's your nickname and why?
Smitty, just came up with it one day.
Anything written on your hand?
Nope
Could you run the Country?
I wouldn't even want to try.
What are your favourite names?
Cooper and panhandle.
Have you ever punched a hole in the wall?
yes
Name a good song.
Glycerine.
Where's your sister?
At work in Houston, managing a construction crew to build a church.
Have you got balls?
Yes, and someone likes to roll them around.
How would you react if someone kissed you right now?
Wouldn't bother me.
Wheres the weirdest place you’ve peed?
Off the side of a semi truck in New York City because a) we couldn't stop in the traffic and b) there's nowhere to park a semi there.
Are you scared of Cows?
Not in the least.
Anything else to add?
I need more coffee.
