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Post some more pictures so I can get rid of Juzzy's hairy nipple on the bottom of MyBlog page.

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You Are 81% Real


There's hardly a person on this earth more real than you are.

You're very comfortable with yourself. And because of this, you're able to live an exciting, interesting, and challenging life.

Interesting.

Miss Pussy Declares Her Independence

--Bondi Beach, Australia

Spoken Like a Guy Who's Never Gotten Wake-Up Head

Harvard Psychology Lecture
Cambridge, Massachusetts

1 If you could be any sort of book, Why?

An old western. There was a clear line between good guys and bad guys. Plus there were the good girls to go home to and the whores to shag when away.

2 How many Cities have all the people you will call friends in your life thought about living in?

I'll give an answer to this question when I'm dead.

3 You are in a dark ally at midnight with no way out, and in front of you is a ravening Vampire. All you can find to use as potential weapons are the rind from a Parmesan cheese, a soggy coppy of "Rubber Donkey Monthly" and the stone from an Olive. Do you

A- Shit your self.
B- Wake up screaming.
C- Wake up screaming and shit yourself.

4 If all the Virgins in the world were laid end to end, would it make a good video?

Hell no! There are a reason why some of them are and will always be virgins.

5 How old were you on your tenth birthday?

9 yrs and 16 hrs and 22 minutes old.

6 There is no such thing as saliva, when you eat your teeth are actually crying - discuss.

Tears of joy as I take another bite into the jalapeno.

7 You are at a dinner party and have finished the wonderful meal prepared lovingly by your hosts and are sitting back feeling replete and ready for an after dinner drink. Just then a huge silver back Gorilla burst roaring into the room and throws the hostess face down over the table and begins to take her vigorously from behind. Bearing in mind that you have just lit up a rather fine Cuban cigar, do you take a Port, Brandy or Sherry?

You take the Brandy. Like the Cuban cigar it should be savored to get all of the wonderful aroma and taste from it. Beside, the ape isn't going to last that long and then he'll be gone.

That's how I feel right now. It started last night . I took care of the dogs and sheep and went over to a girlfriends house. She wanted to go to Costco (large membership bulk supply store) and I was so out of it , I didn't remember the food I put in the back seat of my car. I thought I left them at home until this morning when I looked in the back seat. , there they were.

Nothings changed, must be the weather, it's raining.

Name a CD you own that no one else on your friends list does.
I think all I need to say is Chris LeDoux

Name a book you own that no one else on your friends list does.
Soldier Hollow by Richard Huntoon

Name a movie you own on DVD/VHS/whatever that no one else on your friends list does.
Bednobs and Broomsticks

Name a place that you have visited that no one else on your friends list has.
This would pretty easy for me. I'll say Colorado

Name a piece of technology or any sort of tool you own that you think no one else on your friends list has.
A shearing machine.

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Found this so thought I might as well post it!

1. Are you married or single?

Technically, I’m married.  She keeps postponing and I can’t get it finalized.

2. Do you have brothers and sisters?

Yes, I have a younger bother and sister

3. Are they older or younger than you?

Check answer 2

4. Have you ever met a famous person?

No.  Nobody that I would consider socially famous.

5. What countries have you visited?

Mexico

6. What do you do on Sundays?

Work dogs, relax, and swim

7. What kind of people do you not like?

Fake people

8. Who has had the most influence in your life? 
My Grandpa Roger

9. Would you like to be famous? 
No, It’s too much work to keep up such a fake image.

10. How many different towns or cities have you lived in? 
7: Houston, Lubbock, Mapleton, Muscotah, St. Mary’s, McLouth, and Lenexa

11. Which do you prefer, sunrises or sunsets? 
Sunsets. 

12. What was the last book you read?
Soldier Hollow

13. What's your favorite food? 
Mexican

14. Do you live in a house or an apartment/flat or other? 
I live in a small 2-bedroom bungalow

15. How tall are you? 
5’8”

16. What are your hobbies? 
Sheep dog Trials, guitar, working on the farm

17. What's something you do well? 
Cook

18. Which sports do you like to watch/play? 
I like to play and watch both American and British Football

19. Are you a 'morning' or 'night' person? 
Usually a morning person

20. What is your motto? 
I’ll try just about anything once

Have you ever passionately kissed someone of the same sex?
NO

How often do you need to romance yourself?
Not that often as of late?

Where do you wish you could be right now?
Taking a trip through the U.K. to meet all my Blog Friends!

Were you in love with the person whom you had your first raunchy, mind blowing, up all night sex with?
No, that's not to say I might not have been after all that

Do you have any regrets?
Not really, I look at regrets as stepping stones on what not to do ever again.

Have you ever wished anyone would just get struck by lightning so they'd learn a lesson?
Oh yeah

Assuming you HAD to be someone else, who would it be?
Johnny Wilson, while he has unfortunately passed away, he was one of the best Shepherds and dog handlers that ever lived.

Have you ever imagined you would ever go down in a blaze of glory?
When I was kid, I saved my sister from trampled by a bull and got trampled my self so she could run to safety.

Do you think love is forever?
depends.

Could you have sex in a public place knowing someone could hear you?
Oh yeah!

What, if anything, do you do to manipulate people?
I play to their weaknesses and/or strengths. Ego is such a powerful tool

How many times, if any, have you lied answering these questions?
I'm not telling

A post from iknownothing got me thinking of this. Needed a good laugh so I posted it to share.

Ever have those days were everything is just Blah blah blah.

Today is that day for me. Monday's are not generally that bad, but today is for whatever reason.

Hope ya'll are having fun.

One of the vendors around here came by and visited me today and the took me out to lunch.

Went and ate sushi. At the sushi bar, they had a train that circled the bar and they put food on plates then sat them on the flatcars of the mini train. You simply took what you wanted and payed by the plate.

Yum yum!

However, I'm stuffed.

Time for a nap.

This one decided it wanted to be part of the homecoming celebration.

http://www.chaskaherald.com/news/public-safety/baaaaaaaaad-behavior-belle-plaine-281

Apparently there's a first time for everything.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/north_yorkshire/7538803.stm

On my way home from work my cars outside thermometer read 103°F, the bank read 104°F.

Yikes!