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Happiness

by smitty1247 @ 2007-10-25 - 12:55:41

Alright people....

Quick Question:

Who is responsible for your happiness
A: You
B: Your Significant Other
C: Everyone.


 
 

I NEED COFEE

by smitty1247 @ 2007-10-25 - 07:35:44

Nough Said.

:yawn:

Destruction

by smitty1247 @ 2007-10-19 - 07:30:45

Why is it we feel so good after tearing stuff apart (physical things people). It's like an instant stress relief for me. I guess in my case it is the calm before the storm. In a few weeks I have to put it all back together again. :**:

At least I get some relaxation before the real stress kicks in.

STRESS

by smitty1247 @ 2007-10-16 - 12:12:33

Definition:

The emotion felt when you want to strangle the life out of someone who deserves it but can't! :##

This made me laugh

by smitty1247 @ 2007-10-09 - 07:20:23

A general store owner hired a young woman who liked to wear very short skirts and thong-panties. One day, a young man entered the store, glanced at the clerk, and glanced at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt (or general lack thereof) and the location of the raisin bread, he had a brilliant idea. He said, "I'd like some raisin bread, please
She nodded and climbed up a ladder to reach it, where it was located on the very top shelf He was standing almost directly beneath her, and was provided with an excellent view, just as he surmised he would be. Once she descended the ladder, he mused that he really should get 2 loaves as he was having company for dinner. As she retrieved the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers in the store noticed what was going on. Thinking quickly, he requested his own loaf of raisin bread so he could continue to enjoy the view. With each trip up the ladder, the young lady seemed to catch the eye of another male customer. Pretty soon, each male customer was asking for raisin bread. After many trips, she was tired, irritated and thinking she was really going to have to try this bread for herself. Finally, once again atop the ladder, she stopped and fumed, glaring at the men standing below. She noticed an elderly man standing amongst the crowd staring up at her. Thinking to save herself a trip, she yelled at the old man, "Is yours raisin, too?"
He croaked,"No, but it's startin' to quiver".

Is this worth $6.1M

by smitty1247 @ 2007-10-05 - 15:14:07

A women sues McDonalds food chain (former employer) because a manager and a prank caller had her do sexual acts all of which she simply had to say NO.  Lets see.. give oral sex and be sodimized or lose my job... what's it going to be mydear.

I blame the manager for going along with it and she should be tried and put in jail, but how in the world is McDonalds corporation responsible for this.  So anyway a jury of her peers awarded her $6.1M instead of the 200M she asked for.  F ing idiots!

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/law/10/05/strip.search.ap/index.html

Had to get this out... can't stand one stupid person let alone 12 in the same room.  I hope McD's gets this one turned around.

Yikes

by smitty1247 @ 2007-10-05 - 11:47:46

... It's been forever since I posted. This week has been hell, I'm ready for the weekend. It's suppose to be a nice weekend and Kathy will be with me, so I might get something done. If not oh well.

Cheers

Demonstrative

by smitty1247 @ 2007-10-01 - 16:10:10

Had a discussion with a friend of mine last week who had a yearly review with their boss. The boss completely forms a sentence around the word demonstrative. Who in their right minds concocts a sentence around the word demonstrative. Some people are weird.

Just so you know... Webster dictionary: to openly express feelings.