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  • Tags that I can't use

    Hello smitty1247,

    in order to use your tags to improve the searchability of your blog posts, it has been necessary to make a few changes to the tag system.

    The changes are as follows:

    - tags will continue to be separated by a comma
    - a tag must consist of between two and fifty characters
    - a single tag can consist of up to five words
    - almost all characters can be used as tags, except <, > and any other HTML code symbols

    Unfortunately, these changes have caused some of your tags to be deleted.

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    The following are your tags were deleted:

    Post Tag: m | free-drinks-for-putting-up-with-me. | trying-my-hardest-not-to-kill-somebody | can't-believe-i-was-so-stupid. | at-least-they-didn't-take-away-my-blog | am-i-really-sure-i-want-to-live-on-a-farm. | can't-even-be-arsed-to-scratch-my-arse. | because-i-wanted-to-be-different. | why-do-women-have-to-be-so-complicated | a-nick-like-rant-i'm-just-kidding-nick | hope-nick-doesn't-have-the-plague | victoria-can't-keep-you-under-control | frankly-this-place-needs-to-livin-up-a-bit. | at-least-i-made-the-front-page-of-something. | i-could-die-of-a-heart-attach-today | stressful-times-at-work-these-days | wow-your-minds-in-the-gutter | who-needs-coffee-to-start-your-day | hitting-a-wall-never-felt-so-good. | i-changed-the-names-to-protect-the-innocent. | i'd-be-drunk-off-my-ass! | there's-no-way-this-is-going-to-fu__ing-work. | i-nearly-blew-a-head-gasket. | i-will-survive-i-am-alive | heard-on-the-radio-this-morning | but-i-don't-want-to-lose-any. | i-need-to-slow-down-and-smell-the-roses. | booty-and-booze-a-perfect-combination | hell-i-got-happy-just-reading-this! | what-the-hell-is-my-gf-trying-to-tell-me | up-all-night-sleep-all-day | i'm-leaving-on-a-jet-plane-don't-know-if-i'll-be-back-again | keeping-my-toes-in-the-sand. | it's-the-little-things-that-make-you-laugh. | i'd-hate-to-meat-someone-with-a-good-grip | i-had-for-one-for-the-guys.... | if-i-could-only-find-a-way-to-put-a-gun-to-someone's-head.

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    - Das Tag enthält zu viele Wörter. Ein Tag darf nur aus maximal 5 Wörtern bestehen. Bitte trenne Deine Tags mit Kommas und nicht mit Leerzeichen.
    - Tags dürfen nicht länger als 50 Zeichen sein.

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  • How well do you know your etiquette around the world.

    http://www.fekids.com/img/kln/flash/DontGrossOutTheWorld.swf

  • What a Lazy Weekend!

    Didn't really get much accomplished.

    On Saturday Jenn and I went with her parents to their old house that they just finally sold to rake leaves and move stuff out for the last time. That was early Saturday morning. After that we just chilled around the house till about 5 O'clock where we went out to eat and then over to a Halloween party at one of her friends house. There wasn't any costumes or anything like that, we just watched a movie (The unborn) and let the kids go Trick or Treating.

    Sunday, we actually had plans to do stuff around the apartment to get ready to move, if we ever close. Instead, the old 1983 miniseries "V" was on and my wife stopped everything to watch that. Since there is a new version coming out next week, the SyFy channel had a "V" marathon. We watched that from noon to 10:00 p.m. last night. Apparently it is one of Jenn's favorite shows that she watched with her dad. After about the first hour I was hooked and stayed glued to the TV.

    It's nice to have a some R&R.

  • To Much Information!

    ....Ooo, Chocolate Pudding!

    Large chick in group of students: I like science, music, dance, and you know what else I like? Anal.

    Community College
    Virginia

  • Women's Training Class

    Fall Classes for Women at
    THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

    REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
    by
    Friday, November 20th , 2009

    NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
    OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM
    .



    Class 1
    Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat

    Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
    Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

    Class 2
    Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
    Round Table Discussion.

    Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

    Class 3
    Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.

    Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 4
    Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

    Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

    Class 5
    Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
    Examples on Video.

    Meets 4 we eks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
    at 7:00 PM

    Class 6
    How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
    Help Line Support and Support Groups.

    Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

    Class 7
    Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
    Open Forum
    .
    Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

    Class 8
    Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!

    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 9
    I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.

    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

    Class 10
    How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
    Driving Simulations...

    4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

    Class 11
    Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield
    .
    Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

    Class 12
    How to Shop by Yourself.

    Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

    Class 13
    How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering To Take a List To The Store, Avoiding Separate Trips for Each Item Needed.

    Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.


    Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

  • Following Nicks Lead

    Now.

    What I want you to do is this.

    Tell all your blog budereenos what your favourite type or/and types of music is....

    And then tell them all what your favorite song that DOES NOT fit into those categories is.

    Generally I listen to metal, rock, bluegrass, country and occasionally some alternative music.

    However, one artist always makes me crank up the volume and the bass.

    That's: Too Short's Cocktails

  • They wonder why our beaches are polluted!!!!

    And If You Swim Every Day, You Never Need to Bathe

    Older rich man: I stopped using soap back in '74. There's a lot to be said for some hot water and a good scrub.

    Destin, FL

  • The first thing that came to mind from Soy's Tweet

    I don't know why but I thought of this.

  • So I know this isn't nice but...

    My wife had to have a root canal done yesterday. Her tooth which has been bothering her for quite some time now has finally made it's presence known in full force. I kept telling her for the past several weeks to go to the dentist and get it checked out. She just wanted to wait. Well it got worse and she had to go a oral surgeon to have the root canal done. Shortly after it was done, she called me to say she was on her way home. Which if you've been around anyone who has had one side of their mouth numbed the last sentence I wrote can come across very funny.

    It came across like this:

    Hi bave, vy vouth is so thore, I had thou have a roof cammal.

    A what?

    I had thou have a roof cammal

    Sorry sweetheart, I can't understand you (of course while I'm chuckling a little bit to myself)

    I had thou have a roof cammal you muver fucker

    So now I'm rolling in my chair, laughing, and I try to tell her I'll see her when I get home so I can get her pain meds.

    After 30 minutes, I'm home and she's in her chair laying down. I walk in and she starts going at me for being mean to her. Her jaw and tongue are still numb, so you can imagine how everything was coming out.

    I couldn't help but laugh and she was so animated that it made it funnier. Finally, she gave up and started laughing as well cussing at me.

    After a bit, things quieted down and I took her to IHOP so she could get pancakes since she needed something soft to eat.

  • A little Motorhead Blues

    Just came across this out of the blue and thought it was pretty good.

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